(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)
guy : so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)
you know where he got the water in the glass? from a well, actually.
(via taffybuns)
while you were studying the blade I wasn’t studying the blade. I was reading the cliffnotes on blades. I’m barely scraping by in blade class
(via irailleth-archive)
IN THE EXTENDED CUT OF THE “FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR” THEME SONG, HIS AUNTIE AND UNCLE HAVE HIRED A CHAUFFEUR TO PICK WILL UP AT THE AIRPORT. HOWEVER, WHEN WILL SEES THE CHAUFFEUR WAITING FOR HIM AT THE GATE WEARING A SUIT AND HOLDING A SIGN BEARING HIS NAME, HE MISTAKENLY BELIEVES THE CHAUFFEUR HIRED BY AUNT VIV AND UNCLE PHIL TO BE A POLICE OFFICER THERE TO ARREST HIM DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE “JUST GOT HERE” AND HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING, SO HE SNEAKS PAST THE CHAUFFEUR AND OUT OF THE AIRPORT. IT IS AT THIS POINT THAT HE “WHISTLES FOR A CAB.”
@conspicuousladlook if anyone would do this, it would be magnus
(via adurot)
Humans: hello, we come in peace. we are from a planet we call Earth.
Alien: oh yes! the bagel planet!
Humans: … what?
Alien: you are the only planet in the known galaxy that has invented bagels. we would like to make trade agreements right away.
Humans: i… okay then.
sometimes you just gotta
(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)
Early Bronze Age,
Human figurine of unfired clay; very crude; probably female.British Museum Collection
(Source: britishmuseum.org, via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)
some lynel sketches (breath of the wild fanart)
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