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I might as well upload this now too! Terezi’s blink and giggle animations from last year’s 413 minigame. It was a little rushed, and more corner-cutting than actual animation, but hey, I think it’s still worth sharing!
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the 2017 tumblr trend is going to be an ask meme where you tell artists what fetish you assume they have based on their art styles
yo guys :,DDD
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Not a lot of weather goin on I guess
you fool Pig Nose has been controlling the weather for centuries
Anomaly Contained . _.
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ooh baby im gonna pollinate

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited
Sounds like something a vampire would say
Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.
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hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye
cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean
tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it
cs lewis: they fucking suck
tolkien: thats not constructive criticism
cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion
tolkien: Furry
cs lewis: blockedTolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds
Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck youCS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories
Tolkien: what do you mean
CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. are trees that important
Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.
~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~
CS Lewis: Not more trees.
Tolkien: This one’s based on you.
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2 sided die: flip a coin
1 sided die: im the dm and i said so
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Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!
… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.
WAIT! He isn’t wed, SHIA SURPRISE! There’s a ring in his hand and love in his eyes!
You step on the glass now
Marry your husband Shia LaBeouf