Silver Tongue

Apr 09

dimetrodone:
iwannabeadored:
wugaazi:
That guy who went around painting dicks over potholes so they would be considered obscene and the local govt would have to fill them in did a better job of impacting the world in a positive light than banksy ever did, or ever will
HIS NAME IS WANKSY HOW COULD YOU LEAVE THAT OUT
Chaotic good

(via mbulteau)

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:
sociallychallengednerd:
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

(via mbulteau)

tsutachishio:

morbid-mando:
witwicky:
Maybe I’m dumb but I don’t get it?
Our boi Obi has the ever so slight higher ground
fuck you fuck all of you just
fuck y'all to heck

(via )

ryukodragon asked: Ooooo! How about Asriel getting some hugs and/or nuzzles from Toriel? :D

jeaniechibi:

Done! Thank you so much for this sweet suggestion, Ryuko!
Made me happy to draw them after so long <3

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heavinlyseoul:

cartnsncreal:
this
I mean he ain’t lying tho

(via deep-sea-prince)

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“8 legs, 7 vaginas,” — Oh chaotic evil female psych(ic/o) Rouge elf explaining why she has a spider girlfriend (via yourplayersaidwhat)

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

matthewsagan:

scientist: in spite of common misconceptions, nuclear power is actually quite safe, with a number of studies showing it causes less deaths than either wind or solar power
me: but what about the giant nuclear spiders it creates
scientist: that’s not a real thing
me: sounds like something someone about to be eaten by giant nuclear spiders would say

(Source: matthewsagan, via deep-sea-prince)