Silver Tongue

Apr 09

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sodalovin:

kuvirametalbender:

adaemonie:

kabardina:

leofitzisms:

according to hetero dating law the girl shouldn’t pay for her meal which, logically, means that if two girls go on a date together nobody pays and they get everything for free but the catch is that they have to stand the whole time bc no one can pull out a chair

declan’s 8 year old cousin gabriel has come up with a perfect solution! yes, he admits, it’s true that in order for a date to be sufficiently romantic the man has to pay. when asked how best to preserve the romantic mood if two women go on a date, gabe suggests they simply get the attention of the nearest man and request he pay for their dinner. crowd-funded lesbianism, what a beautiful concept

reblogging this again for the crowd-funded lesbianism tbh

what happens when two guys go on a date?

they fight for the right to pay for the meal, and the losing male pays for the nearest lesbian date

AN ELEGANT SOLUTION

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babygoatsandfriends:

clairvoyantbarnacle:

izahbel:

Pickles and her friends are going on a adventure!

WHICH ONE IS PICKLES

Pickles is wearing the backpack! also, this is Pickles as a baby =)<3

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unclefather:

What is Obamas last name

biden, duh. haven’t you seen all the signs during his campaign?

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pipistrellus:

misandromache:

at least we have this

thank god

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How to blow a bubble:

spongebobsquarepants:

theenlightenedone:

Step 1: First go like this

Step 2: Spin around

Step 3: STOP!

Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!

Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!

Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!

 

Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.

Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.

Step 9: THEN…!

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milkiis:

bendy sketchers

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