“I love the tune of this song but hate the gross lyrics. What should I do?”
“But I like both old and new songs”
“I also like polka?”
This man is a treasure.
Weird Al:
1. Is very cautious about the effect of his works, apologizing whenever he does something even a tiny bit offensive on accident.
2. Asks for permission from the creators of the songs he parodies, even though he legally doesn’t have to.
3. Is a straight-up genius; he skipped two grades and graduated at 16 the valedictorian of his class. He went to CalTech.
4. Is often upset by the fact that any parody of any song is usually mistakenly attributed to him, espeically the dirty ones because he’s careful to keep his music safe for all ages.
5. Is a genuine A+ human being, 10/10 would recommend.
6. Is everyone’s goofy uncle.
7. Researches a subject before he makes a song about it so the lyrics remain coherrent to the topic. Example: All about the Pentiums
My therapist just told me that I “use humor to cover up past trauma so I don’t have to deal with it” and that “it will take years of extensive therapy to genuinely recover from it all” and I literally burst out laughing and finger gunned @ him
in principle i’d be good with going vegan but vegans make me want to absolutely not be vegan
“i know that animals suffer, but because some vegans werent nice to me ill continue to buy animal products”
i wasnt gonna do it but now im gonna go drink a whole carton of god damn milk. add another comment and i’ll add a whole pack of salami to tonight’s buffet. a whole pack. a whole pack i tell you
The biggest problem with vegans people have is that they actively try to shame you for what you eat. Considering there’s nothing wrong with eating meat, this annoys many people.
My brother and I finished Silent Hill: Downpour and made ALL the right choices but we DID kill every enemy…we got ending B. So like…how much bad karma does each enemy give you? I’m having trouble finding an answer ( think it’s stupid killing enemies means more than your choices towards the plot.) Also they say it’s a bad ending but I’m calling it a good one, idgaf
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