eating artificial blue raspberry flavored candy that is so fucking blue that it turns your mouth the same unnatural blue is one of life’s simple pleasures
Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens
Too many people are working hard and not getting wealthy for me to believe that 1) hard work leads to wealth or 2) wealth should be a goal of hard work.