Silver Tongue

Apr 07

I made a puzzle that involved a door

yourplayersaidwhat:

Me (DM): You cannot persuade nor intimidate the door

Barbarian: Okay, I wanna be vored by the door

Druid to our monk: No wait, get the door drunk!

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jelloapocalypse:

xycuro-illuminati:

AU where instead of Danny saying “I’m going ghost!” and putting his arms up, he goes “Guess I’ll die” and shrugs like this one pic.

I’m writing So This is Basically Danny Phantom this weekend and this is so much funnier than anything I know will be in that video goddamnit

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skyybridge:

unsettlingstories:

I think the worst part about getting your ass eaten by a clown is the rubber nose squeaking every time you push back against his face.

this is the worst post on this website

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elegqnt:

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In line for my favorite ride!

likewhatyoulikelikedamn:

I honestly try not to be petty but there are some people I can’t stand who hide behind the defense of being a minor

And part of me wants to wait until they turn 18 so I can be like “SO ABOUT ALL THAT SHIT YOU TALKED…”

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under appreciated taz moments

scoopingroom:

• trent the treant??? the whole scene with trent the treant??? “MY BUTT!! MY BUTT!! I WAS JUST BORN AND YOU GUYS CUT OFF MY BUTT!!” guys i havent seen a single piece of fanart of trent the treant thats my favorite scene in that arc
  
• “your name is… of course… taako. just kidding. thats mine–HOW ABOUT YOU GUESS MY--i cast magic missile”
  
• angus saying “bye i love you” to the tres horny boys through the stone of farspeech
  
• “GOD LIED” 
  
• robot jenkins’s “thats right motherfuckers. i said id smell you later… consider yourselves smelled.” 
  
• magnus literally eating the philosophers stone
  
• when magnus BROKE INTO THE BUREAU OF BALANCE JAIL AND KIDNAPPED TWO PEOPLE SO HE COULD TALK TO PRINGLES
  

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dio-brando-did-nothing-wrong:

spiralsunshine:

radvillaine:

beasthenshin:

weeaboo-chan:

antifadad:

netflix named……… light yagami…….. light turner……. what will ryuk be…….. my shinigami friend who likes apples…………….ryan

‘howdy y'all I’m roy the shinigami’

Hi, i’m Light Turner, and this is my Fairy Death God Parent

whoever need loud hit up my inbox

this fanart from 2012 was but a prophecy

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chefpyro:

I think we can all agree that Mark Hamill was the best version of Mark Hamill

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fluffy-moth:

night in the woods, or as I also like to call it, everything happens all the time.

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