Silver Tongue

Oct 11

they warned you about stairs bro

bonus

It keeps happening

tolkien-in-beleriand:

earlgraytay:

You know, Tolkien just said elves have leaf-shaped ears. He didn’t see what kind of leaf.

I need a Fëanor with one of these

or any elf actually

(via bloodsbane)

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halcyonharlot:

ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like

“i signed into xbox live and i had a message from a guy i beat in a game that said ‘i have long feet and i’m gonna get you’”

and then the narrator went to bed and woke up with long feet guy stretching his feet from across the world in through the narrator’s window and into his bed

and i woke up with my heart POUNDING i was so scared Long Feet Man was gonna touch me with his long feet

(Source: ciinnamom, via dan-mcneely)

hunkules:

Come my child, before the humans return

baba yaga is done with your shit

(Source: petapeta, via thatsthat24)

chessys:

problematism:

i love this trend of calling ppl “queen of …” its so positive i hope it never dies

queen of positive meme discourse

Drop in my inbox what you think I’m the queen of

(Source: imanes, via taffybuns)

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kendallhaleart:

My parents would never say this. …Out loud. 

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