Silver Tongue

Apr 07

land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis:

anyway. here’s the top 5 grammatically unusual phrases containing the f-word that resonate with me the most currently

1. what’s so fuck then
2. what the hap is fuckening
3. Shut Your Fuck
4. fuck of
5. something’s fucky

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zendaysa:

If you only care about trump attacking Syria because it could start a major war and not about the fact that syrians have been suffering for years at the hands of America and in their darkest times will continue to suffer, then you’re an asshole and you really dont care about anyone but yourself lmao

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tlatophat:

someponys-scribbles:

krakenpocalypse:

capacity:

pisshets:

This picture has a refreshing energy

It is inspiring and gives me the courage to keep fighting.

This picture reminds me that strange ladies in ponds distributing swords is no way to run a government.

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

I mean if I ran around, sayin’ I was an Emperor, ‘cause some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

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itsyaboitaako:

i keep forgetting to post this but i’ve been laughing at this for like 3 days

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gaymaul:

hotbully:

1612th:

strictlygamee:

Charlie Day doppelganger: NBA player Josh McRoberts

I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day

The gang infiltrates the nba.

dear god charlie is 5′7″ and this man is 6′10″. this is uncomfortably stretched out charlie, and i am straight up TERRIFIED by that concept

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veryhappyturtle:

yearning-for-silence:

jinta:

I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.

ate** nobody says eated

I’m not really sure whether to feel sorry for or jealous of this person for not getting the reference

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pilot-webcomic:

Pilot #22

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Anonymous asked: Can you draw a cute davekat smooch?

daily-karkat:

smorch