Silver Tongue

Apr 05

bilboo:

when your husband won’t share his strategy with you anymore, much less a bed:

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when your husband has a statue and you’ll be using it to mock him for the rest of your days:

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when you kinda wish it weren’t against regulations to sleep dart your fellow officers to stop their marital bickering:

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when things are getting dicey and all three of your parents are busy arguing:

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astrangertomykin:
“ jewishgf:
“ This is the meme content I like to see
”
let me tell u something chefs love memes about how a kitchen works and this one caused my entire kitchen to riot and my head chef sent it to all the area chefs in the company
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astrangertomykin:

jewishgf:

This is the meme content I like to see

let me tell u something chefs love memes about how a kitchen works and this one caused my entire kitchen to riot and my head chef sent it to all the area chefs in the company

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[video]

saines:
“nooooodle
”

saines:

nooooodle

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duaneadeliers:

bubblrfamous:

“you cant judge a book by its cover”

yes

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i think you can

The girl depicted bludgeons someone to death with her own severed arm in that book. 

she also gets cut in half and creates duplicates who get electrocuted and slammed together at particle accelerator speeds. by their semipotent robot dog friend in that book

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should you read homestuck?

candoaltitude:

have you ever wished harry potter had more memes? is your favorite part of video games the sound design? are you fascinated by mysterious internet cryptids? do you yearn for the day that will smith is recognized as an important pop culture icon? do you wish you were more comfortable with writing in the second person point of view or verbs that start with the letter a? do you have a lot of free time?

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lowhtml:

The reason depression is literally the worst is not because of the soul-crushing sadness or the wanting to kill yourself or the self harm or all the violent and extreme emotions that come with dealing with this particular mental handicap.
It’s the long and painful stretches of days of weeks of months where you’re not really depressed, but you kind of just exist. The time you spend sitting in bed aimlessly browsing the Internet instead of finishing that video game you thought was fun or going out with a friend to see a movie or getting up and doing your laundry. You exist, and it’s okay, but you’re not really sure why. You’re not doing anything productive when you have all the time in the world to be doing it. You feel like you’re missing out on life, but at the same time you feel that it doesn’t really matter. That’s the worst kind of depression.

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yourplayersaidwhat:

The halfling cleric and the halfling bard upon finding a particularly ugly enemy who is drooling.

Cleric: You have a little something right there… *gesturing to her face*

Bard: Yeah, it’s called your face! And it is UGLY.

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nerdyveganrunner:

“too much garlic” is a myth other flavors invented so that we’d care about them

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