somebody: If you had a superpower, what would it be?
most people: *some comic book shit*
me:
somebody: If you had a superpower, what would it be?
most people: *some comic book shit*
me:
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This time last year: what will be the last meme of 2015???
now: what will be that last horrifying real current events story of 2016???
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Welcome to the family
Daddy Egg Benedict is proud of you.
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[video]
hey microsoft, here’s a tip, don’t make such fucking creepy ads you weirdos
microsoft gonna help me transcend into cybernetic godhood
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im 20 minutes behind on the debate no spoilers please
trump’s katana turns out to be the same one reagan used 30 years ago its fucking wild
(via robustquestioner)
How to play Russian Roulette without people dying
But have it be just as intense? Cmon someone here got to know.
russian roulette but with six airhorns instead of a revolver. only one one them works
(Source: xcom2, via robustquestioner)
[video]
One of the things that the yearbook committee asked us to do was to describe the color of blue in four words.
Others in my class decided to go the route of meaningful phrases and simple descriptions.
And then here’s my description.
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(Source: aesthetic-meme-queen, via deep-sea-prince)
