Silver Tongue

Oct 09

sleepy-yung-mane:

somebody: If you had a superpower, what would it be?

most people: *some comic book shit*

me:

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caffeinatedstarship:

This time last year: what will be the last meme of 2015???

now: what will be that last horrifying real current events story of 2016???

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inverted-mind-inc:
“ peachdalooza:
“ Welcome to the family
”
Daddy Egg Benedict is proud of you.
”

inverted-mind-inc:

peachdalooza:

Welcome to the family

Daddy Egg Benedict is proud of you.

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mazrimtaim:
“ priceofliberty:
“ cyberjock:
“ gotitforcheap:
“ hey microsoft, here’s a tip, don’t make such fucking creepy ads you weirdos
”
microsoft gonna help me transcend into cybernetic godhood
” ”

mazrimtaim:

priceofliberty:

cyberjock:

gotitforcheap:

hey microsoft, here’s a tip, don’t make such fucking creepy ads you weirdos

microsoft gonna help me transcend into cybernetic godhood

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rcktpwr:

mojav:

im 20 minutes behind on the debate no spoilers please

trump’s katana turns out to be the same one reagan used 30 years ago its fucking wild

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sympolite:

pilenopilepile:

pilenopilepile:

How to play Russian Roulette without people dying 

But have it be just as intense? Cmon someone here got to know. 

russian roulette but with six airhorns instead of a revolver. only one one them works

(Source: xcom2, via robustquestioner)

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I made it into the yearbook

mysticbaconslice:

One of the things that the yearbook committee asked us to do was to describe the color of blue in four words.

Others in my class decided to go the route of meaningful phrases and simple descriptions.

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And then here’s my description.

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(Source: aesthetic-meme-queen, via deep-sea-prince)