Silver Tongue

Oct 09

emmersdrawberry:
If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;
I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important.
‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.
He is gone.
Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy.
I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d h i m.

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I’m just gonna add he is also hitler with baby hands and a fake last name

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aceadvice:

fuckyeahasexual:
Vote.USA.Gov
LGBTQIA rights and the rights of other minorities are at stake. Please register to vote if you’ll be 18 or older by the day of the election. Your vote has never been more crucial to the future of this country.

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queens-bees:

theemotionmachine:
A young artist exhibits his work for the first time…

…and a well known art critic is in attendance.

The critic says to the young artist, “would you like my opinion of your work?”

“Yes,” says the artist.

“It’s worthless,” says the critic.

The artist replies, “I know, but tell me anyway.”

fuken savage

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gluttonace:

The follower to active ratio is fucking insane.
844 - ~15

The active to mutual is even more astounding

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frankiesmeow:

thereal-khaldrago:
randomfandomteacher:
groovychainsaws:
americasnexttopyodeller:
groovychainsaws:
American education
people who do performing arts degrees
Mine is a Bachelors of Science in biomedicine with honors. I graduated 7 months ago and now I sell cell phones.
Whoop there it is
No one is safe.
No one is safe
And this is absolute proof to me that I have a better chance of being in a famous band than being a slightly successful lawyer.

(via deep-sea-prince)

tastefullyoffensive:

(via robfee)

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20 minutes into tumblr mobile he gives you this look

sherpernlock:

slow-riot:
I’m on my phone and I stared at this for 5 minutes waiting for it to load.

I’m on mobile on the shitter right now and fuck you

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