Silver Tongue

Oct 09

slimetony:

guerilande:

slimetony:

*pours red food dye in seltzer water* health potion

*pours blue food dye in bong water* mana potion 

*pees in a flask* stamina potion

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dumbledorathexplora:

dumbledorathexplora:

so many people posting negative shit about 2016 being crap like every year like… its january….chill

……..nm

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• The priest at our wedding: You may now tell each other your vows
• me: I found you, faker!
• the person I'm marrying: Faker?!? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Hah! You're not even good enough to be my fake.
• me: I'll make you eat those words!
• the priest: oh my god

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i’m what the kids call a “goblin”

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