My sister and I are both tiefling bards, and we got a job to clear out a house.
Her: I roll to throw him down the stairs.
Me, right after she fails: I roll to throw her down the stairs.
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mmx4:
you can inspect element and find all the horse sprites and edit them
fun
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a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk
this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed
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ppl in my writing workshop: yeah i just don’t get how people write in second person, it’s such a weird voice that you don’t see that much
me:
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It has arrived!
I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me
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people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship.
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Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography
THAT IS SMART OMFG
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