Silver Tongue

Oct 08

deyogee:

one time i was so drunk i cooked a pound of bacon and melted cheese on it

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deyogee:

THERE WAS A DILDO IN THE BATHTUB AND IT SCARED ME I FORGOT I LEFT IT THERE!!!!

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wattpadfic:

I h8 when straight girls are like “ugh I should just b a lesbian it’d be so much easier” like…buddy…pal…mate…no it would Not…

(via probablyfakeblonde)

vhs-rat:
“Mummy Rat.
Auction piece for Rakhs on FA.
”
@scraps-is-busy

vhs-rat:

Mummy Rat.

Auction piece for Rakhs on FA.

@scraps-is-busy

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onemancabaret:
“ mtv:
“ your voice matters. head to electthis.com to register to vote.
”
*clears throat*
PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
”

onemancabaret:

mtv:

your voice matters. head to electthis.com to register to vote. 

*clears throat*
PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

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pearl-likes-pi:

OK BUT fOr real can we just talk about how pearl gets stabbed, literally stabbed thru the back

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and the FIRsT THING SHE DOES RIGHT AFTER SHE LOOKS DOWN AND SEES WOW THERE IS A SWORD THRU MY LITERAL, BODY

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SHE LOOKS, UP AT STEVEN TO MAKE SURE HE’S NOT UPSET

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LIKE PEARL IS JUST STANDING THERE WITH A SWORD THROUGH HER TORSO AND STEVEN’S THE ONE SHE’S WORRIED ABOUT INSTANTLY, THAT’S WHO SHE THINKS ABOUT 

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AND THERE ARE STILL PPL WHO ARE LIKE “PEARL DOESNT CARE ABOUT STEVEN” IM LIKE, LOOK AT HER SHE HAS A SWORD THROUGH HER CHEST AND SHE’S WORRIED ABOUT HIM

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AND THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

(Source: nonlatine, via thatsthat24)

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