Very first customer scoffs at me and tells me we need to invest in computer games.
Yes. Because we totally control what they send us. I am SO SORRY that our actually pretty vast line-up of downloadable games on cards doesn’t work for you because you HAVE to have the disc. I totally get wanting the disc. But don’t scoff at me because we don’t have it.
invisible jesus takes the world by storm
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Imagine being an actual woman with 20+ years of political experience who has been the actual secretary of state being told that her temperament is a problem by the world’s angriest cheeto
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if the bottom parts of aperture science were built in the 2010s instead of the 1950s then cave johnson would probably say “SJWs” instead of “lab boys”
“the SJWs have informed me that the moon rock gel is actually ‘triggering’ me. those SJW bean-counters say Aperture should be a Safe Space. so i tell em “would i be where i am today if i had been Politically Correct?” hell no. isn’t that right, catherine” “yes sir, mr johnson”
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“second star to the right straight on til homeworld”
i couldn’t stop seeing tinkerbell once she reformed, so i had to make her as tinkerthyst. amebell?
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