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sadstuck: dave strider never got to have a vine account
Jade never got to have an instagram
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inktober day 7, rockin’ hard
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i literally just busted into my roommate’s room while he was making out with his gf to show him that animated video of cows singing We Built This City
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i feel like tumblr sometimes forgets that
- poland is the EU’s largest producer of raspberries
- serbia exported over $200 million euro worth of frozen raspberries last year
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Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.
Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.
Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.
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