Silver Tongue

Apr 01

alsmiiffy:

chiyoh:

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arew you fucking serious 

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The paladins false god

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: I’m currently in two campaigns, and in my first campaign the party of five had a series of critical failures and bad luck against a single goblin, and jokingly named him the goblin god Yeemic and are going to start a cult in his name since he almost wiped out our party. I explained this story to my party members in the second campaign. The following later ensued between me, a dragonborn paladin, and my friends

Paladin: By the grace of Bahamut I will do what I can.

Bard: Please, you don’t actually worship Bahamut.

Paladin: Yes I do, I’m a freaking dragon, what else would I worship.

Bard(to the DM): I’d like to roll an insight check.

DM: I’ll allow it.

(Nat 20)

Bard: Bullshit you worship Bahamut!

Paladin: FINE, PRAISE YEEMIC MOTHERFUCKER!

DM: Well, I guess I have to allow that now…

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gramarye:

awoooooooooooooooo:

safegore:

kansass:

being nice is so easy just do it

you sound neurotypical

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person: hey be nice it’s easy
some jackass on tumblr dot com: um ACTUALLY? some of us are mean and hurtful to COPE :/ you ableist FUCK

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ectoblologist:
“r/homestuck on reddit is doing april fool’s day right
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ectoblologist:

r/homestuck on reddit is doing april fool’s day right

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neonjawbone:
“ IT’S THE ADVENTURE ZONE//NIGHTS?
Lenny, Tom, and Troth meet Magnus, Merle, and Taako
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neonjawbone:

IT’S THE ADVENTURE ZONE//NIGHTS?

Lenny, Tom, and Troth meet Magnus, Merle, and Taako

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