Silver Tongue

Mar 31

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I just got Skyrim Remastered and….

seafoodmomma:

Imagine fucking Elder Scrolls discourse on Tumblr.

‘NOT ALL KHAJIIT ARE THIEVES YOU FUCKING NORDS’

👏An👏Argonian👏isnt👏defined👏by👏if👏they👏can👏swim👏

‘Stop mistaking Bretons and Nords they are very different’

‘Not all High Elves are racist’

'Friendly reminder that orcs are not beasts they are elves’

'Let Khajiits take Moon Sugar’

👏dont👏speak👏Dovahzuul👏if👏you👏are👏not👏a👏dragon👏

'WEREWOLVES ARE PEOPLE TOO MY HUSBAND IS A WEREWOLF AND HE HAS NEVER KILLED A MAN IN HIS LIFE’

'Don’t body shame Argonian girls with horns, all Argonian women are beautiful’

'Just because you can cast a few spells doesn’t mean you’re a mage. Being a mage requires years of experience and hard work.’

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Bard: So… if I roll a 20, can I summon a porpoise inside someone’s head and kill them instantly?

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: no
Bars: How about… 2 20’s
DM: Fuckin’ I guess. I hate you people.

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

pharaoh-doll:

miazaz:

zooophagous:

autobotsaboteur:

tamingtarot:

glumshoe:

therealcaitie:

glumshoe:

You know you grew up on Steve Irwin when you see a photo of a crocodile and think, “Wow. Just beautiful.”

And you see Stingrays as the devil themselves

nah man Steve would have forgiven that stingray and absolved it of its sins

He would have apologized for getting into the stingray’s space and making it afraid. 

He actually did! Some of Steve Irwin’s last words were, “it wasn’t his fault. I startled him.”

He actually did forgive the stingray. He knew that he had scared it, and that it was only acting to protect itself.

If you put your ear up to a seashell you can hear the sound of mY HEART BREAKING INTO A THOUSAND LITTLE PIECES

This is why I get so mad whenever my folks have Animal Planet on lately and it’s all about WHAT ANIMALS ARE GOING TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR FACE?

EXOTIC PETS RIP OWNER TO SHREDS!

SNAKES! WILL THEY EAT YOU? (YES)

Steve Irwin (and at the time at least his contemporary follow-behind Jeff Corwin) ushered in such a pure unbridled LOVE of exotic, ferocious, terrifying animals. He respected the animals so much, he loved them.

Yes, crocs would charge and snakes would lunge, but he would respect when the animal deemed its boundaries well crossed and let it go back on its merry reptilian way.

This was the Tone for my childhood. My education of wild animals was Steve Irwin talking about how beautiful this deadly crocodile was, how majestic and chill and peaceful coexistence could be.

It was Jeff Corwin screaming and yelling at people at the discovery of a snake carcass, killed because of ignorant fear of it. It was harmless, and lost, and scared, and decapitated and he was livid. Why? Why would you do that? It was non-venomous, it didn’t want to be where it was any more than you wanted it to be where it was – why didn’t you call someone to release it?

And now it’s just… “Everything is murderous and animals will eat your face and everything is Ruthless Killing Machines”

and just.

I feel like I’m watching my own father’s work be tainted whenever AP is on. It’s so upsetting.

Because education and understanding don’t sell ad time.

Also why so much of Shark Week has become LET’S PISS THIS THING OFF TILL IT TRIES TO BITE US. “GREAT WHITES ARE MINDLESS KILLING MACHINES AND THEY WANT TO EAT YOU PERSONALLY, SUSAN.” is a lot more ‘exciting’ than “These things are gigantic and they feel with their very sharp mouths but they don’t actually mean anything by it they just don’t know what you are (also you taste nasty to them get over yourself.)”

(via deep-sea-prince)

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rushedin:

‘i’ve always kinda played… merle as a character who was really kind of insecure about his place on the team … i made the choice that merle would always feel so insecure that, you know, what do they need him for ? he’s a failed cleric, he’s short, 90% of the spells he casts are failures, so anytime anybody came along with any level of confidence, he saw that character as a threat to his position in the group.’

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ darnhomosexuals:
“ sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point
”
fucking straight girls, I swear to god….
”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point

fucking straight girls, I swear to god….

(via bloodsbane)

tikkunolamorgtfo:
“ badgyal-k:
“ dynastylnoire:
“ gothamsgirlgang:
“asdfjskjhdg
”
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
”
oop
”
I say two can play this alternative facts game:
“Illegal Immigrants? Oh, do you mean alt-citizens? Refugees? Oh, do you mean, alt-tourists?...

tikkunolamorgtfo:

badgyal-k:

dynastylnoire:

gothamsgirlgang:

asdfjskjhdg

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

oop

I say two can play this alternative facts game:

“Illegal Immigrants? Oh, do you mean alt-citizens? Refugees? Oh, do you mean, alt-tourists? Islam? Oh, do you mean alt-Christianity?”

(via deep-sea-prince)

nflstreet:

the reason trump hasnt been impeached yet is because none of you guys have made a callout post on him

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roving-neophyte:
“  Excuse me for a quite long delay between drawings, my internet connection went into coma and I was kinda offline most of the time, and only managed to fix the problem yesterday.
I actually tried to draw Samurai Jack during offline...

roving-neophyte:

Excuse me for a quite long delay between drawings, my internet connection went into coma and I was kinda offline most of the time, and only managed to fix the problem yesterday.

I actually tried to draw Samurai Jack during offline time (like woah new episodes are cool), but it was a complete, terrible failure, so yeah, take this instead! I mean it’s quite a simple pic, but whatever.

Also I will hopefully upload another drawing that I made offline tomorrow. Hopefully.

This thing on my DA: http://rovingneophyte.deviantart.com/art/Meenah-670624397

(via chocomoola-deactivated20210427)