Silver Tongue

Oct 06

blair witch project true ending

cheeso:

the people in blair witch project: what was that noise!!

the blair witch: yaaaack ack ack… its me, the blare witch

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LADIES!

sinner-in-a-trashcan:

notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

If he says, “If you love me, you’d have sex with me”…

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This is the one and only time Im ever gonna fucking tell you to listen to this asswipe of a lion.

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fish-boned:
“ shickalenia:
“ dduane:
“ thesuitsofwoah:
“ that’s almost too cruel
almost
”
I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I...

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

(Source: maxofs2d, via irailleth-archive)

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Oct 05

reserve:
“ SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.
”

reserve:

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK. 

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birdghost:

papatulus:

friend-rice:

snowysauropteryx:

snowysauropteryx:

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

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old boys

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

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Don’t ask questions you’re not prepared to hear the answer to.

Don’t ask questions you’re not prepared to hear the answer to.

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bigsphinxofquartz:
“ I’m really glad there’s a prequel cereal so we can learn more about the lore
”

bigsphinxofquartz:

I’m really glad there’s a prequel cereal so we can learn more about the lore

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