i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
“then whata wrong with my penis” is he mario?
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manboob cleavage shirts you say
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me: *walkin around in a haunted mansion with a piece of lettuce in my hair*
portrait of a woman hanging on the wall: *follows me with her eyes*
me: I have a girlfriend
portrait: ok lettuce head
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My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg
oops my hand slipped
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so there was flash flooding in my town yesterday, and the lower portions of the university started to flood before class was canceled. we’re talking waterfall staircases, runoff several inches deep, the works.
anyway, a student stole one of the patio umbrellas from the student center and things escalated
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“Why do I work for Team Rocket? I mean, like, they pay well, I guess.” -Justin the Intern
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