Silver Tongue

Mar 29

fatbruja:

fatbruja:

fat girl: wow it sucks that everyone looks down on my body type :/
loser ass dude: thats not true…i would use you for sex

the amount of men and skinny people mad at this isnt shocking they never learn how to not make shit about themselves

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YES OR NO IS THIS THE SAME SCREAM???

woolay:

YES OR NO IS THIS THE SAME SCREAM???

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surprisebitch:

bunnywith:

threelegmeg:

surprisebitch:

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

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#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

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and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

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yeah

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here i screen capped it 

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

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phoneus:

phoneus:

a general who learns every single one of his soldier’s obscure deviantart kinks as a manipulation tactic

sure, sure, that mission’s volunteer only. its for the best. i heard there’s something weird in the woods. big, hungry, kind of looks like a giant woman 

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tooiconic:
“ type-one-conservative:
“ jooshbag:
“ roadhonk:
“ im-just-a-reaction:
“he fucking sends that bottle into ORBIT with a tiny flick of his wrist. wtf the energy.
”
just for absolute clarity i want everyone to know that this tiny sequence of...

tooiconic:

type-one-conservative:

jooshbag:

roadhonk:

im-just-a-reaction:

he fucking sends that bottle into ORBIT with a tiny flick of his wrist. wtf the energy.

just for absolute clarity i want everyone to know that this tiny sequence of film and accompanying commentary has been on the forefront of my mind for no less than 90 days straight

It’s just

FUCKING

GONE

Where the fuck did it go?

TO SPACE

how can such tiny hands launch something so far

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scraps-is-busy:

scraps-is-busy:

The Westboro Baptist Church stopped by work. They handed me some Chick Trac booklets.

I’ll give it a read later and give you all the insane highlights.

Surprisingly it was just dull. Some buttchin kid wanted to save his soul and abandon science. The only really insane bit was the ultra violent nailing of Jesus to the cross.

I feel denied the insanity owed to me. Where’s the insane buffoon who wrote about Dungeons and Dragons stealing your soul? Geez. Talk about low effort paranoia.

honestly they’re mostly overrated. Like, the only one that’s of ANY interest is the dnd one that was turned into a movie

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The most hilarious thing about the Lifting community of Tumblr is that they’re essentially confessing to everything they’re doing in their posts and it’s literally only a matter of time until they’re caught and jailed because all the evidence the police need is there.

rosexknight:

akaipony:

rosexknight:

I can’t wait to see it happen either. All it takes is someone to get an IP Address, tracking it, and calling the local police department of that area. Just saying…

As much as people love doxxing on this site I think it has to be more difficult than just that. I know they get out of staff deleting their blogs by claiming it’s RP and not real.


But yea, I do get some sick enjoyment out of reading blog posts about lifters who get caught lol

The stupid excuse of it being RP and not real is transparent as crap, and doesn’t/won’t work at all in court. Because if I go to a police officer and go “Sir a person in your area posted a pictured of a dead body and then explained how they murdered them in that post.” and the person goes “Oh it was all for RP purposes!” NO ONE will believe that because that person has essentially confessed and an investigation will ensue. In the case of a shoplifting thing, they’ll verify that the person has those items and ask for a receipt or a bank statement saying they weren’t stolen and the person…Hey! Won’t have it.

Really getting the IP Address IS the hardest part, but once that’s some it’s all downhill from there. I’m honestly baffled on how this community exists. Normally people doing illegal shit, ya know, don’t fucking post it for the world to see. They’re morons. And I hope they all get caught.

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cate-geo:

toonskribblez:

ghost-y:

p5stuck:

sassy-median-usopp:

“asexual characters are so boring! no-one would want to read/watch something with an asexual main character!”

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huh.

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The protagonist of literally the most successful manga series ever is asexual. 

I’m actually really surprised that this is the first I’ve ever heard of this?

Friendly reminder that someone’s personality is not justified by their sexuality.

Friendly reminder that you don’t need a romantic/sexual (sub)plot to write a successful story.

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