Silver Tongue

Oct 04

adurot:

chefpyro:

widowmaker-official:

chefpyro:

widowmaker-official:

chefpyro:

widowmaker-official:

chefpyro:

Guy at the bus stop was wearing a Zelda cap. Saw him looking at my Pokémon cap. Made eye contact. Nodded at one another. We are brothers, him and I.

The new library assistant at work was wearing a pokemon t-shirt today what a fucking loser. I keep it classy with a zelda lanyard instead

what the fuck is a lanyard

do you not have google in your country?

I covered the work logo pin, the other is a very subtle anime pic that blends with my work pic

what the fuck is taht

holy fuck dude how backwards is your country

i have no idea what that is

(via adurot)

kilalabunnies:

affectionatesuggestion:

concept: us curled up under a warm fluffy blanket, fresh out of the drier. sleepily giggling out noises touching and hands held tight. I am consumed by the smell of laundry and you.

@spoopy-tongues-blog

THat suonds nice right about now.

(via demon-space-boi)

hokeyfright:

Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.

(via dan-mcneely)

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

sanerontheinside:

letslipthehounds:

pettyofficerdongers:

captainkristine:

this-is-my-life-lacy:

lololololol

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

I hadn’t seen the Navy one

That’s the idea

(Source: jonesie32, via robustquestioner)

chefpyro:

thepleasuregoblin:

jaycemonde:

Can the kids who used to steal NDT’s lunch money in school just fucking apologize to him already so we can all stop dealing with his bullshit please

It’s a dril tweet dude

this is a very interesting off-shoot of poe’s law.

(Source: enthymemememes, via )

zabreneva:

Schrodinger’s Nap: where you are both too tired to do things and awake enough to not fall asleep so you just lie in bed with your eyes closed suffering.

(via robustquestioner)

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catbuddy:

pisschugger:

loloman23:

acoolguy:

catbuddy:

best way to play fallout on ps4 is have spotify play 50s music in the background so u dont have to listen to the same shite over and over again

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