Silver Tongue

Mar 25

the-nothing-maker:

Caught thinking about a certain lovable doofus on the job

headcanon: kravitz is every annoying dead grandma’s grandson and they make his job very difficult sometimes

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peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

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nabokovsshadows:

the-late-great-abigail-quinn:

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

This reminds me of one of my favorite conservation stories!!

When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit:

I love animals so much

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roadhonk:

bad-cartoon-ideas:

Ripley I love you and you’re amazing but I super fucking hate this and I wish I had known that this is what you are using our blog for, this hell drawing

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tatianakawkaw:

Mae Borowski from Night in the Woods

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did-you-kno:

Iris Scott is a professional finger painter known for her series of ‘Shakin’ Dogs.’ She’s admittedly lazy and hates cleaning brushes, so she decided to ditch them and started using her fingers instead. Her oil paintings take just a few days to complete, which she attributes to having “five paint brushes instead of just one.” Source Source 2 Source 3

WOOO MAKE FINGER PAINTING RESPECTABLE AGAIN!

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hug-bees:

I was talking with @awesomesaurous about something and suddenly we were both like WAIT A MINUTE

so people know about this

but what about

you wished yourself bigger and shinier didn’t you you angry creb

@probablyfakeblonde

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• Roy Mustang: All right then, anything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now.
• Edward Elric: I think you're cocky. Arrogant, bossy, and pushy. You also have a god complex, you never think about anybody but your damn self—
• Roy Mustang: But, I—
• Edward Elric: But what? I still have twenty-two more seconds, I'm not done.

surprisebitch:

nalgasss:

kristoffbjorgman:

kristoffbjorgman:

Beast: transforming back into a human before belle’s very eyes
Emma Watson: same bored expression she’s used in every other scene of the movie

I risked prison time downloading the camrip just to share this complete lack of any acting effort with you all

Shes disappointed bc she wanted that lion hybrid monster dick but now shes gotta settle for human dick with her furry loving ass

#i need to find the pic where it says shes a furry

queen of furries

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