Silver Tongue

Mar 25

Describe a kaiju using a Spongebob quote

justplaindan:
kaijunoid:
garbagedwellingcreature:
officialearthbound:
curiooftheheart:
djspile:
godzillasthunderthighs:
badaxefamily:
thegreatersunbro:
the-arcanite-force:
zillaofcybertron:
go-go-godzilla:
shyriadracnoir:
highly-radioactive-nerd:
spankzilla85:
godzillaresurgence:
rustybottlecap:
godzillaresurgence:
rustybottlecap:
kaijusaurus:
Well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with
BIG
MEATY
CLAWS
HE’S JUST STANDING THERE, MENACINGLY!
RUN FOR YOU LIVES, EVERYONE! IT’S THE APPETIZER!
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!
We’re not ugly! We just stink!
IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM.
Originally posted by citystompers
What the heck is a Sal-lad!?
Originally posted by citystompers
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMULONI
Originally posted by televandalist
Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy’s cousin…
Originally posted by kaijusaurus
VICTORY SCREECH!
You got it set to “M” for Mini, when it should be set to “W” for Wumbo!
Originally posted by speedrasir
@shadeslayerbros
I love this.
Originally posted by lzbarnabas
“I lost something once. Something I couldn’t live without! My identity!”
“It will go right to your thighs!”
“And then you blow up”
@ciscordian @true-king-of-monsters
A FRIEND IS A FRIEND TILL THE END OF THE END THAT’S FOREVER, AND A DAY
Originally posted by nuclear-warrior
@kaijunoid
“Hey, that looked like Squidward!”
“That looked like Squidward also, in angry mob form!”
“You’ll never catch me, Krabs! Not when I shift into-”
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!“
“who you callin pinhead”

“That’s, er, his eager face”

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stripedturtlenecksweater:

diomdes:
diomdes:
me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is
Your actions have consequences

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dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

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cosumik:

i don’t draw anything but the adventure zone lately <:^)

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Here’s some stuff that’s killing me from when they first met

stonerlucretia:

-Magnus asks what her name is when they meet and she has to say “that’s classified”
-when Taako calls himself a “simple idiot wizard” and she says “well don’t sell yourself short.”
- when Magnus says “we’re more than we appear we promise” and she has to just. Sit there.
-“the director looks over the moon. She is extremely happy.”
-“do you know anything about this umbrella?” “…no.”
-“don’t sell yourselves short, I think the three of you are capable of a lot more than you think.”
-“I’m hoping the three of you are on board… I’d love to hire you.”
-when she asks them to say who’s the smartest strongest and bravest…. do you think they chose right?
- when she says “you’re knee deep in test town” and “oh, listen to you” to Merle when he says he’s the smartest…. her first jokes to them

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stonerlucretia:

Taako: “Hold on. Was the seventh object love the whole time? Because I don’t want to have to hoof around for 40 episodes before I find out that it was love the whole time.”
Lucretia, holding the seventh object - her staff - with which she intends to create the only safety she can for her friends while she suffers alone, night after night, having given literal tangible years of her life to protect them and knowing that if they catch on too fast to what she’s doing everything will be ruined and they’ll have no chance of surviving: “… It would be unwise at this time for me to confirm or deny that.”

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