WASHINGTON—Rushing toward the president as he pressed the eight-inch bit into his temple, several White House aides managed to wrestle a drill from Donald Trump’s hand Monday while he attempted to remove Obama’s listening device from his skull. “Obama implanted a microphone inside my head to record everything I say!” Trump reportedly shouted shortly before three White House staffers pinned him to the floor and pried apart his fingers to seize the power tool. “You don’t understand, he can hear everything we’re saying! Obama can even hear my thoughts! I have to get it out! I can feel it! I can feel it! I can feel it!” At press time, staffers were panicking after Trump locked himself in the bathroom and began cutting his stomach open with a razor blade in an attempt to find the tracking chip he said The New York Times had put in his food.
It’s a fantastic B-movie that honestly is more like an A- the more you see it and less you think about it XD I should stream it one day!! It’s predictable and cliche and fucking hilarious and I adore it.
it’s on kisscartoon
Anonymous asked: How the hell is Strange Magic subtle?
How about the way it implies that the fairies have such an unapologetic and accepted shallow culture by the fact that Roland cheating on Marianne is deemed alright by her dad because he’s a pretty boy? Or the way it says “Fuck you!” to the socially standard definition of beauty by having Bog, a classically unattractive character (both to the fairies and a normal audience) not transform into something classically attractive by the end AND get the girl, who is also a princess (and seen as classically unattractive by those in HIS culture AKA the goblins.)
not to mention he didn’t spend the entire movie chasing after her. he wasn’t doing anything to explicitly win her over.
