Silver Tongue

Oct 01

Anonymous asked: Please don't post anything spoilerish from Arkham Knight.

fuck you
bruce wayne is batman

HArvey dent is twoface and selina kyle is catwoman

i was just walking home from the subway in the rain and i saw a dog walking down the sidewalk alone wearing a sweater. now, i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks alone not wearing sweaters and i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks on leashes wearing sweaters and i gotta say, once you remove the human element from the equation, the dog looks like it dressed itself. like a decision was made by a dog. it just looks like a dog going somewhere in a world where dogs are highly intelligent and have appointments they need to get dressed up for. i couldn’t make eye contact with this dog, it was intimidating in its confidence.

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stevencutiepieuniverse:

lockedinbootyorbit:
thepurplemadness:
missielynne:
micspam:
best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets
this speaks to me.
Scientifically, it’s because sleeping in a cooler environment (freezing cold room) and also sleeping under some physical pressure (blankets) - especially of you have anxiety and/or insomnia - is actually the most ideal sleeping condition.
My life

#wow it’s nice to be scientifically validated

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I found this!

thepretzelwearsalt:

the4elemelons:
knerzig:
A Neat little lighter
Wait… wait a second!
This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!
OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!
SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!
THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!
WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!
WHY?!??!!
Why??!!!
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY