imagine if every religion is confirmed real, and different beliefs are not based on which god is real but rather which god can win in a battle royale.
sermons would be like “our god can breathe fire and has an axe made of lava”
my god has a magic shield that’s impervious to everything
my god has a supermagic sword that breaks all magic shields
but my god has unbeatable reflexes so he always dodges every weapon
my god can turn water into wine, wood into vines and people into dolphins
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4/20 is in 11 days and i want you all to know i will not tolerate any weed jokes. not on my good, christian blog
not when it comes to the Devil’s Lettuce you heathen stoner fuck
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It had to be done.
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Love this game. Great characters. The relationship between these two is personally my favorite part.
THE WHOLE GANG IS HERE
D O T H E W I G G L E
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the adventure zone:
travis: i want to throw open this trainside window and throw myself out of it but use the momentum of the tunnel we’re driving into to swing me into a different window, shattering it and giving me an attack of opportunity on the enemy
griffin: ????okay??? i guess roll to see if it works?critical role:
scanlan: hey what time is itmatt: roll a survival check
#you forgot where griffin says ‘i’m gonna give you advantage on that cause it sounds fucking rad’ #because that’s Basically The Show (via @this-is-479er)
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Hello! My baby!
Hello! My honey!
Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Oh my god
this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen
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