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- all the basic rules are the same like playstyle wise
- trash talking is encouraged
- you get as much time as you need but if you look away from the board your turn is over
- the referee is yelling everything like a sports announcer and you cannot complain
- you can take one of your pieces from the board and throw it at your opponents head but you sacrifice that piece
- you have to name the king and queen something
fun additives to make the game unique:
- a. close your eyes and reach into a bag of about 48 chess pieces to pull out your sixteen pieces. whatever you get is what you play and you must follow the rules of those chess pieces. if you get four queens good luck. if you get no queens good luck
- b. the referee can decide to throw in as many checkers pieces as a time as they please, as long as equal pieces are distributed to both players. the players are now not only playing chess but also checkers on the same board.
Chess boxing is kinda like this and exists
give them silly hats
swap your king and queen
kill your sister
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@blackamydunne“i was in the sherlock fandom once” is the new embarrassing twilight phase
DON’T YOU DARE COMPARE SHERLOCK TO TWILIGHT
apologies to all twilight fans
Ash Soto was ashamed of her skin condition until she turned it into art. Diagnosed with vitiligo at age 12, she was often bullied and was once asked if she ‘showered in bleach.’ One day, she traced around her vitiligo with a black marker and realized it looked beautiful, like a world map, so she continues to create body art in hopes of inspiring others to love their bodies. Source Source 2
now I want a fantasy or scifi film about someone with vitiligo and they’re the protagonist and their skin is part of a prophecy and leads them to some ancient treasure because that is so rad
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why do people always advertise skin products as making your skin “radiant”? like “clean” and “clear” i get but i’ve never once looked at myself in the mirror and thought, “you know what would be better? if i were bioluminescing like some sort of hideous deep-sea creature”
actually, you know what, if clerasil is gonna straight up turn me into some aquatic horrorterror, sign me the fuck up. fuck college, i’m all about that “lurking in swamps and frightening sleep-deprived drivers on long interstate trips with my literally radiant skin” life now. we gon be a cryptid for a living
reblog if youd rather be a cryptid
Catch me devouring hitchikers in the midwest with my extendable prehensile jaws.
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