Silver Tongue

Jun 20

vedajuno:

vedajuno:

Wario is a vampire’s worst fucking nightmare

• Garlic breath

• No neck to bite into

• Not polite enough to invite anyone inside

• Effectively immortal

• Roman Catholic

(via bloodsbane)

lunarebane:
“ tikkunolamorgtfo:
“TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.
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Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m...

lunarebane:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

(via chefpyro)

dingodoodles:
“Happy Pride month everyone! Hope you all stay safe out there

dingodoodles:

Happy Pride month everyone! Hope you all stay safe out there <3

garbage-empress:

thottistani:

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

(via turing-tested)

politijohn:

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When we say abolish police, that also means take capitalism with it

(Source: news.littlesis.org, via thetimeisneveright)

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darkestelemental616:

masswisteria:

probablybadrpgideas:

Reverse werewolf- turn into the moon when you see a wolf.

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you. I don’t like you.

(via afallenwolf)

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(Source: thebsdboys, via newbarrk)