Wario is a vampire’s worst fucking nightmare
• Garlic breath
• No neck to bite into
• Not polite enough to invite anyone inside
• Effectively immortal
• Roman Catholic
(via bloodsbane)
TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.
Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.
(via chefpyro)
Happy Pride month everyone! Hope you all stay safe out there <3
No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.
(via turing-tested)
When we say abolish police, that also means take capitalism with it
(Source: news.littlesis.org, via thetimeisneveright)
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Reverse werewolf- turn into the moon when you see a wolf.
you. I don’t like you.
(via afallenwolf)
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(Source: thebsdboys, via newbarrk)
