your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.
Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.
Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.
what these are all true
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Sesame Street's newest Muppet has autism: Meet Julia -
Some of you might remember around two years ago Sesame Street started a campaign to help out kids with autism which included a storybook featuring a new character named Julia.
I am happy to report that Julia will soon be appearing on the Sesame Street TV series in full Muppet form and has already appeared in several new videos for the show’s Youtube channel.
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Lin-Manuel Miranda said in an interview that he wrote the song “You’re Welcome” for Maui once he knew the character would be voiced by Dwayne the rock Johnson because he thought that Dwayne the rock Johnson would be the one person on earth who could sing something so egotistical and have us completely convinced we should be thanking him and honestly he’s not wrong.
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When Laura Muir won a 1500m gold medal, she wasn’t allowed a victory lap. Though customary when a runner wins the gold, a European Indoor Athletics Championships official blocked Laura’s attempt because there ‘wasn’t enough time.’ Once she realized no one would be able to catch her, she took off, ran a victory lap, and nobody caught her- even though she stopped to high five the crowd along the way. Source Source 2
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Playing dnd 5e with a new group from work.
Paladin gets charmed and kissed to 3 max hp by a succubus then fails the wis save to realize what happened.
The party Druid hears us and comes over scaring off the succubus.
The paladin walks back to the party who look very worried about how pale and sickly he is looking.
Paladin, still under effect of the charm says “I’m fine, just feeling a lil weak, just got kissed by the prettiest girl!!” Proceeds to high five the fighter, who says “ oh shit dude she must be into you, you gotta find her.
Paladin responds “hell yeah dude, I’m a good knight who is just looking for a good night”
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you: i enjoy drinking milk
me, pouring a ring of salt around myself: mhm yeah that’s totally understandable…
me: *bursts through your salt circle with my superior, reinforced skeleton*
imagine, if you will, how we would have handled them in 2012
They would treat every monster like the onceler and combine car boys, adventure zone and MBMBAM into car brothers zone
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ktae:
i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??
my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic
i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times
I still believe that he really loves garlic because prof quirrells turban smelled like garlic and he claimed he stuffed garlic in it to keep vampires away so I can 100% believe that the entire time during the events of philosophers stone, voldemort was just munching on garlic inside quirrells turban
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its a straight bee…not a gay bee
LGBeeT