Silver Tongue

Mar 20

chefpyro:

Has there ever been a man so successful on the internet as Arin Hanson who didn’t use it as a way to branch out into non-internet fame

You ask a random guy on the street who Egoraptor is, they won’t know. He’s a celebrity exclusively on the internet

Arin: *puffs on a cigarette* “Egoraptor? I haven’t heard that name in years”

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emmersdrawberry:
“ rasec-wizzlbang:
“This is Smokey’s worst nightmare
”
Dark Smokey show me the forest fires
”

emmersdrawberry:

rasec-wizzlbang:

This is Smokey’s worst nightmare

Dark Smokey show me the forest fires

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inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

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didiwompus:
“LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, A FOOLISH SAMURAI BROUGHT A SWORD TO MY LAIR
”

didiwompus:

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, A FOOLISH SAMURAI BROUGHT A SWORD TO MY LAIR

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Mar 19

riikaruh:
“ I hope the rubies be okay thanks to Navy, as I would like to see them back together :´´)
”

riikaruh:

I hope the rubies be okay thanks to Navy, as I would like to see them back together :´´)

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itsalburton:

doktorpeace:

realmfighter:

venndigo:

k8thescout:

can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao

lawful good: i want to do the right thing, and following society’s rules is the best way to do that

neutral good: i want to do what’s right, and i’m willing to bend or break the rules as long as no one gets hurt

chaotic good: i’m willing to do whatever it takes as long as it’s to do the right thing

lawful neutral: following the rules of society is the most important thing, and that matters more to me than doing what’s right

true neutral: i just want myself and the people i care about to be happy

chaotic neutral: i want my freedom, and i don’t care what i have to do to keep it

lawful evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is my primary goal, but i follow my own code of morals even when it’s inconvenient

neutral evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is the my primary goal, and while i’ll do what it takes to achieve it, i also won’t go out of my way to do unnecessary damage

chaotic evil: i relish in destruction and want to do as much damage as possible while i try to achieve my primary goal

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Kinkshaming this DnD Alignment Chart

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mayor-gear-solid:

momnar:

maximum-overboner:

pyreo:

What does happen if you die in DnD? Do you just… stop coming to the sessions?

you die in real life.

#the dm takes you out the back and shoots you like a lame horse

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This was what I was thinking of when I first saw this post

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