Silver Tongue

Sep 27

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brunz:
“ fakepreme:
“ girapharah:
“ nogfhaver:
“ fakepreme:
“ sympolite:
“ marylandhateblog:
“ fakepreme:
“ what the fuck
”
I honestly can’t tell if this is an edit or not.
”
when they say gyro like “juy-row” but you know it’s “yee-row” but everyone...

brunz:

fakepreme:

girapharah:

nogfhaver:

fakepreme:

sympolite:

marylandhateblog:

fakepreme:

what the fuck

I honestly can’t tell if this is an edit or not.

when they say gyro like “juy-row” but you know it’s “yee-row” but everyone thinks you’re wrong so you get chewed out

when austerity fucks your economy and Germany won’t bail you out

when you ask the audience if they are not entertained

When you get called out in the Catalinarian Orations

when some crackpot oracle tells you your son is going to kill you and fuck your wife so you chain the baby bastards feet to a rock in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and the madman comes back and actually does it

when you’re spongebob but big

When an oracle says your daughters kid is gonna kill you so you lick her up but she has a kid with Zeus and escapes and years later you’re visiting another kingdom for a wedding and the brides son fucking drops a woman head with snakes on it and kills everyone in the room except the bride.

(via )

Anonymous asked: stay out of the elections, foreigner

:

Look buddy, as long as your country keeps affecting every other country in the world, I’m gonna keep offering my opinion on the shit that goes down in it.

Believe me, I’d love if the United States’ global influence were lessened to the point where I didn’t have to worry about it all the time.

Considering the result of the election could be ww3, I think foreigners have every right to say their opinions

nilvoid:

nilvoid:

fuck the way Trump talks about his own accomplishments is so funny

“When I built that hotel over a haunted cemetery I did a great job, all the ghosts loved me, I’m so proud of it, I was such a good boy”

(via dan-mcneely)

z-nogyrop:

there are only two genders: kill or be killed

What about pacifism

(via epic-divorceman)

booksofadam:
“ x
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booksofadam:

x

(Source: adamtots, via robustquestioner)

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