me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
(via deep-sea-prince)
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
y’all complaining about comic sans, papyrus and bleeding cowboys being the worst font but this is officially the worst font of all time
(via bloodsbane)
Ok but when am I getting my live action Hercules movie?
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Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona
i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d
Aquarius + Horse = Unicorn
http://www.primalastrology.com/primal-zodiac-by-combination.htmltwo horses? twin horses.
edit: OH SHIT I JUST LOOKED AT THE LINK AND I’M A GREAT WHITE SHARK YEAAAAAAA
Cancer+Rat= Seahorse
Hell ye I’m a lil seahorsey
Scoot scoot
I’m a PENGUIN.
otter. more like fuck yeah
I’m a marmot… I’M BASICALLY A BEAVER WITHOUT A TAIL
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hoo hoo hoo
wth this is being reblogged a year later
