Silver Tongue

Sep 25

cravings:

dad: are you learning french

me:

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Sep 24

You Know The Drill

facts-i-just-made-up:

It’s a tool used for making holes in things. You know that.

(via bloodsbane)

dirkar:

I didn’t realize how much spongebob I really knew until y'all started posting captioned screenshots and I could fully reconstruct both the visual and auditory situations of each and every goddamn one. Can’t study for History of the English Language but by fuck do I remember what that one voice actor of that one fish from that one episode sounds like to the damn syllable.

(Source: gnatsattack, via bloodsbane)

roachpatrol:

paperparachute:

officialscud:

souredcandy:

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i just got asked out to dinner over deviantart after being told my art’s luckluster because tity not bi g enough

he sounds like hes a fuckign alien from another planet trying to figure out human courting customs

hello fellow humans

my favorite part of this message is all of it

“these are all traits fertile adults seek to propagate.”
what the actual fuck is up with this kid?

(Source: viccatty, via deep-sea-prince)

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privatewestley:

friend: hey are you okay
me: yeah
me internally: i miss wander over yonder. i want to know what was tempting peepers to the darker side. i want to know what those five watchdogs were up to. i want to see my dearest boy westley again. what’re wander and sylvia up to these days? is emperor awesome okay after the end of the galaxy? where is dominator, how is she surviving on her own? will we ever get a clear answer on whether or not hater was a monkey

(Source: pepbut, via taffybuns)

tofu-art:
“ A drawing to celebrate my late purchase of the Undertale soundtrack
”

tofu-art:

A drawing to celebrate my late purchase of the Undertale soundtrack

(via bloodsbane)

pixiepunch:
“ I’m so thirsty for this kind of shit.
”

pixiepunch:

I’m so thirsty for this kind of shit.

(Source: sorabora, via rosexknight)

phantompierce:

chandeluresinsicily:

christmas-misael:

aud-ler:

things i would rather do than go to school tomorrow

  • anything

even become meguca?

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time for school

you sure you want to go to school?

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(Source: greelin, via taffybuns)