“Is it a kidnapping because they’re an actual kid or because they’re short?”
— Bard, after learning we have to save a kidnapped dwarf sorceress (via yourplayersaidwhat)
the reason the feet in skyrim games look like they’re the video game quake is because todd howard has a foot fetish
“but that makes no sense!” you exclaim, drooling, “if he had a foot fetish, wouldn’t the feet look good and not like quake?”
you see, by making the feet look like quake, he’s giving foot fetish modders a job. and they excel at their job. they will make exquisite replacement feet, far more beautiful than anything todd howard could make himself with his tiny hands. if todd made beautiful feet in the default game, he would be outed as a foot fetishist. if todd makes excessively bad feet, people will make exquisite feet beyond your imagination. todd gets beautiful feet and the world is none the wiser.
