“Dad, I know it’s probably hard for you to see me this way, but the obedient, little helpless blind girl that you think I am just isn’t me. I love fighting. I love being an Earthbender. And I’m really, really good at it.”
this happened during the pre-chopped era so idk if anyone remembers this but there was this one episode of cake challenge where they had to make birthday cakes for one of the judges and this one contestant HATED that judge so she made this like, giant slab of undecorated yellow cake and stuck a bunch of skewered strawberries on it (i think the judge was like. known to have a scott conant red onions-like relationship with strawberries) and then she set it on fire and presented the burned mess to the judges table. anyways i think about that at least once a month it’s so aspirational
i dont remember the episode name but this was the cake
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.
oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god
the dumbest part is that its is the proper version. it’s is a contraction meaning it is whereas its is possessive so using it’s would be “let the world know youre tired of it is shit” which makes no grammatical sense whereas “let the world know youre tired of its shit” as in “shit owned by the world” is correct. So OP was right in the first place.
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause
I hope pornhub becomes a benevolent conglomerate that does what the government should be doing. I can’t wait for pornhub to help fund universal healthcare and launch investigations on the corrupt politicians. Because there’s nothing more punk than the porn industry taking better care of the people than the government
