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A client asked me for short commercial with an animated graphic.
Client: So many problems! For one, the font doesn’t work at all.
Me: I used the font you asked me to use. If you recall, I told you that it might not work beforehand and you told me to use it.
Client: …Fine. I also don’t like the colors.
Me: Butt you chose them.
Client: Well, I’ve changed my mind. Change them.
Me: Got it. Anything else?
Client: I thought I asked for music and sound effects, you sent me a silent film.
Me: Oh no, there’s sound.
Client: Are you calling me a liar?
Me: Not at all! Are your headphones plugged in by any chance?
Client: ….
Client: I don’t like you.
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what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.
like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again
Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us
oh.
Thank you, air resistance, for allowing us to die in normal ways like eating a peanut or being so old our body stops working.
That is not a fun fact
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cold mornin’s
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anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks
not once in the films
do you think that’s a coincidence
not on your life buddy
anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will
he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword
But he didn’t mindrape anyone.
Not like his grandson. His grandson mindrapes everybody.
let’s be honest, the jedi didn’t want balance in the force, tehy wanted to rule it. They were not much different from the sith in that regard. Anikin did fulfil his prophecy by disposing of both the jedi and the sith leaving the new order of neutral force users (luke) to pave the way
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someone help alex hirsch