Silver Tongue

Mar 13

parskis:
“I know in my mind this is about bank of america… but in my heart..
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parskis:

I know in my mind this is about bank of america… but in my heart..

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zsnes:

benepla:

the jontron subreddit has totally turned on him

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multiheaded1793:
“ I’m at the trolley problem
I’m at the prisoner’s dilemma
I’m at the combination trolley problem and prisoner’s dilemma
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multiheaded1793:

I’m at the trolley problem

I’m at the prisoner’s dilemma

I’m at the combination trolley problem and prisoner’s dilemma

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butwhyisallthecoffeegone:

lumionescence:

southern-shinigami:

Asexuals are confused.
Bisexuals are confused.
Pansexuals are confused.
Homosexuals are confused.
Heterosexuals are confused.
Everyone is confused as to why you think you should have a say about a relationship that doesn’t involve you.

this ended so nicely.

And also how to do taxes. We’re confused about how to do taxes too.

i wish we were taught about taxes in school but instead all i can remember is that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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jokebud:

fartgallery:

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dont tell anyone because its top secret but i just got the next tumblr update early and notes become like a currency that you can use to buy different outfits for your posts

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you got it too huh? this town aint big enough for the both of us pardner.

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Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.

mpregcraig:

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

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hookedonafeelwhennogf:

ycontuespiritu:

who’s got that screen shot of the guy who posted a picture of his lunch and someone comments “is that a cheese stank?” and the other guy goes “no burtangos” or whatever I had a dream about that image last night

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@whitepeopledoingdumbshit

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JonTron Politics Megathread II - The Return of People Getting Angry at Jon • r/JonTron -

micaxiii:

dimetrodone:

I like how 80% of the comments on his own subreddit are old fans who hate the guy

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just had to share this one in particular because it tickled me

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