Asexuals are confused. Bisexuals are confused. Pansexuals are confused. Homosexuals are confused. Heterosexuals are confused. Everyone is confused as to why you think you should have a say about a relationship that doesn’t involve you.
this ended so nicely.
And also how to do taxes. We’re confused about how to do taxes too.
i wish we were taught about taxes in school but instead all i can remember is that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
dont tell anyone because its top secret but i just got the next tumblr
update early and notes become like a currency that you can use to buy
different outfits for your posts
you got it too huh? this town aint big enough for the both of us pardner.
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Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.
QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?
QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?
QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?
- I have clinical depression.
- I’m ready to be productive!
QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?
who’s got that screen shot of the guy who posted a picture of his lunch and someone comments “is that a cheese stank?” and the other guy goes “no burtangos” or whatever I had a dream about that image last night