Me: Thank you so much for being patient ma’am I apologize for your wait.
Customer
who had been on hold for 20 minutes
: What is going on? Why did I have to wait so long?
Me: Well, I’m the only one here at the front today. We had some call-outs. What did you need today?
Customer: Well, now I need to speak to a MANAGER! They need to get you some HELP!
Me: Well, ma’am they are both with customers at the moment but I believe they’ve tried to call someone in. Can I help you with something in their stead?
Customer: It’s just UNACCEPTABLE to only have one person working up there. They need to make someone come in. But yes here’s my overly simple issue…
Literally three days later when I was losing my voice
Me, clearing my throat and trying to speak clearly: Hey how can I help you today?
Customer: Oh honey are you sick?
Me: No it’s just my voice I’m fine. What did you need?
Customer: Well I need to talk to someone not sick. You should have called in.
Ok so like in the avatar world you would think that waterbenders would be the fire fighters right? Like a bunch a of waterbenders just getting water from a lake or a river and dousing the fire. But you know what’s better? Firebender fire fighters. Just like someone’s house catches on fire and firebenders just… turn it off,,.. Just like no, the fire is done for today
I need to doodle the shenanigans I’ve gotten up to in BotW. There have been so many genuine moments I wish I had been recording because it could’ve been a compilation of shenanigans.
for example —-
this actually happened and took me down to only half a heart left of health. All because I was excited and flailed my Switch around
IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.
YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN
WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE
so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.
At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.
