Silver Tongue

Mar 12

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faded-mind:

theangelshavethetimeturner:

invite-me-to-your-memories:

i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language

but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel

and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition

you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”

i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?

#no we don’t

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summerlycoris:
““It’s called a hustle, sweetheart.” ”

summerlycoris:

“It’s called a hustle, sweetheart.”

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memelovingbot:

the void be like

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officialwhitegirls:

catbountry:

lafranziska:

heteromale:

god-is-prochoice:

cherthefashionista:

Today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear the aborted babies,that hadn’t died yet, crying in the trash cans. If there was ever a reason to be prolife this is it. Because no child should be thrown out with the trash.

That person fucking lied to you.

my cousin used to work in a hospital that provided abortions and the walls would OOZE GREEN SLIME 

Fun fact: In my first year at college, I overheard a conversation in the student lounge where a girl was saying she was pro-life because she heard that abortions are done by pouring acid in the uterus and the fetus literally tries to run away. I tried really hard not to laugh.

I heard abortions are performed by funneling in rabid wolverines into the uterus.

It’s true, my dad works for Abortendo.

they also forgot to tell you the part about how the nurses have a basketball shootout with them and yell “kobe” everytime they get one in the trash

I heard that it’s preformed by blasting country music right into the womb until the fetus just dies

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thesylverlining:

toasty-coconut:

I was going through the tags for the posts about whether people would pick Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle. Here’s what your fave says about you

Squirtle:

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Charmander:

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Bulbasaur:

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So Squirtle starters are pretty sweet and friendly aw rly cute

Charmanders are a little more cool and cocky, love us some dragons

buLBASAURS WE JUST FUCKIN LOVE BULBASAUR HOLY FUCK

mystic, valor and instinct

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thesylverlining:

toasty-coconut:

I was going through the tags for the posts about whether people would pick Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle. Here’s what your fave says about you

Squirtle:

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Charmander:

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Bulbasaur:

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So Squirtle starters are pretty sweet and friendly aw rly cute

Charmanders are a little more cool and cocky, love us some dragons

buLBASAURS WE JUST FUCKIN LOVE BULBASAUR HOLY FUCK

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