Silver Tongue

Sep 19

[video]

faggoat:

the thing that really worked about harry, hermione, and ron was that they were all the uncomfortable third friend

(via thatsthat24)

(Source: thegamercat)

usbdongle:

what are the odds that a dude with the last name Bolt would be so fuckening fast

Probably the same odds that someone with the last name Earhart would love flying

(via zeroyalviking)

(Source: doms-of-okcupid, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

funkypanda:

@elektronx

(Source: gennyescsecsemo, via elektronx)

imagine if the clinton campaign discovered the “smash that motherfucking like button” meme.

iasip:

comradearcade:

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rados130:

abakkus:

polterpastry:

indigirl94:

catbountry:

rooshoes:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.  

Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

So beautiful.

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IMVE SEEN ALL DAY

HOW CAN ANYONE MISTAKE THIS HORSE COCK AS A BURN VICTIM?

this is still one of the best posts on this site

(via rados130)

polivvhirl:

me: *loses boss battle for the 20th time*

me: *travels the 3 minutes it takes to reach the battle from the checkpoint each time*

*arrives*

boss: *MONOLOGUING*

ME: 

(via scafe-dragon)

bishiesparkleflash:

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

horse.rar

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