Silver Tongue

Sep 19

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beesmygod: “ disgustinganimals: “ So glad that news is finally being sex positive about tortoises. ” oh so a turtle is a ho its good but when i ”

beesmygod:

disgustinganimals:

So glad that news is finally being sex positive about tortoises.

oh so a turtle is a ho its good but when i

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michaelfirman: “ Rey-a-Day 85 there is a limit to how many Star Wars trilogies will be made. can only fit so many buns on a head ”

michaelfirman:

Rey-a-Day 85
there is a limit to how many Star Wars trilogies will be made. can only fit so many buns on a head

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chefpyro: “ i’ve become so cynical. i glanced at this and immediately expected some perverse joke like one of the controllers being connected to ronald mcdonald’s crotch or something. the internet has fucked me up. ”

chefpyro:

i’ve become so cynical. i glanced at this and immediately expected some perverse joke like one of the controllers being connected to ronald mcdonald’s crotch or something. the internet has fucked me up.

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jaclcfrost:

“alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find & enjoy it b/c i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like. beer

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isometriclove: “ STOP!!!!!!!!! ”

isometriclove:

STOP!!!!!!!!!

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the-man-who-sold-za-warudo: “ lesnienka: “ mrazovito: “ lesnienka: “ So much broken glass, why it isn’t a video with sound(( ” BUT WAIT there’s more ” NOOOO I NEED A VIDEO ” ”

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

lesnienka:

mrazovito:

lesnienka:

So much broken glass, why it isn’t a video with sound((

BUT WAIT 

there’s more

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NOOOO I NEED A VIDEO

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