Silver Tongue

Mar 10

dave-corp:

dabe???

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thesassycat:

You can only reblog this today.

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ewokwookie:

You: LeFou will have Disney’s first gay moment.

Me, an intellectual:

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dvadad:

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

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panicbroadcast:

wise words

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Mar 09

danigami:

They would spend at least one hour and a half each morning in their morning routine, and finish all the hot water before the other villains can use it! 

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• Dr. Bizarro: riding my horse out in the fields,
• Dr. Bizarro: saw a random npc
• Dr. Bizarro: talked to her
• Dr. Bizarro: and she was a ninja who tried to ambush me
• Dr. Bizarro: but it was in the middle of a thunder storm
• Dr. Bizarro: so as soon as she got her metal weapon out
• Dr. Bizarro: she just got hit by lightning and died
• Dr. Bizarro: all i could think of was fuckin
• Dr. Bizarro: 'my knife is coated in the deadliest poison... i shouldnt have licked it'
• Dr. Bizarro: this is the best game ever made

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