(Roald Dahl’s voice) A TV killed my whole family once
Nothing against him, but between Matilda’s family and Mike Teavee I’m 99% sure that if Roald Dahl was alive today to see smartphones he’d have a stroke
(Roald Dahl’s voice) Let me present you the villain of my new story, Jerry Smortfone
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date a werewolf who eats ass
I’ll eat your everything else tho
is that a threat or a promise? :3c
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pennant
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I have often compared gaming laptops to nuclear reactors and that comparison has never been more justified
This could likely kill a man
One detail to add:
this motherfucker has a mechanical keyboard
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