Silver Tongue

Sep 15

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rosedai:

tbh i dont get why most people assume that robots are always cold

like have u felt a laptop while its working? its kinda not exactly cold yo

tbh any piece of machinery thats working hard to function is usually not cold, the only time its ever cold is when its turned off

so id like to think while a robot is awake and functioning they could have the potential to be as warm as a human being :0

never thought about this before but now it’s obvious

although like i hope they’ve actually improved cooling tech by the time they’re building androids bc my laptop can actually get so hot it makes THE ROOM hot and it’s only the size of a laptop so potentially an android who was thinking very hard would be a veritable furnace 

think too hard, overheat, faint

fainting couches for androids omg

Fainting couches for androids is the best possible thing

file under things i didn’t know i needed in my life

humans who carry around those chemical freeze-packs in case they need something to drape across their friend’s fevered brow

humans who insist on holding a parasol for their robot friend on sunny days

a robot draping herself over a fainting couch in distress and a bunch of worried humans mobbing up to fuss and fan her and bring her some cool water and pat her hand and gallantly offer to beat up whatever alarmed her

too cute

Okay guys and gals I like where ur going but I think we’ve glossed over something with real potential.

Androids blushing

A human calls their android friend cute and then they look flustered and you hear their cooling fans kick into high gear

A human plants a little kiss on their cheek and they turn red hot (literally) from embarrassment

“Brr, it’s friggin cold in here.”

“Hold on I got this. Hey TX-10 did I tell you you look very pretty today?”

The room temp rises a couple degrees as TX-10 tries to hide their blushing.

yES THANK U FOR ADDING THIS TO MY POST

YES YES YES YES
this is the content I want from my Tumblr

okay but also consider this

robots attracting cats like catnip every time they stop moving for more than a few minutes

robot sits down for ten minutes, is immediately a cat pillow

halfheartedly protesting to their human friends that they have tasks to do and being informed that no, their priority one override task is now to be a cat pillow, sorry friend that’s just how this works

the other day seebs told me a thing about robots whose idea of humor is saying facts that aren’t true, like they’ll go “bananas are a type of bird” and laugh uproariously. combined that with the above in my head and achieved cutest android. will def write story about.

cute android: human friend! human friend! i have— haha— very important information!

human friend: yes what is it cute android i am desperate to learn a thing

cute android: eeheehee it’s that— and you should commit this to memory! popsicles were invented by ralph nader!

human friend: is that so

cute android: on the moon!!

human friend: that’s completely astounding i will make sure to remember this fact always

cute android: hahaha IT WAS A JOKE I JOKED YOU, YOU WERE JOKED!!!

human friend: you dastardly robot! how could you!

cute android: *glee*

slfg;hjkadlfgkjhsdfglkjsdfgh yes good

cute android telling ‘jokes’ to its cat groupies which are all purring because android gets so warm when it’s having emotions

@cecilosissherlocked

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isayvol:

Someone: you can’t have more than one otp, it’s one true pairing

Me: don’t ever talk to me or my otp or my otp or my otp or my ot3 ever again

(Source: isayvol-blog, via robustquestioner)

birdiechain:
“ alchemyjones:
“ danaykroyd:
“ these are both still male dominated like……….this is wrong this is not more women than men look its plain and simple wtf
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Men, despite dominating STEM fields, demonstrating that they do not even have a...

birdiechain:

alchemyjones:

danaykroyd:

these are both still male dominated like……….this is wrong this is not more women than men look its plain and simple wtf

Men, despite dominating STEM fields, demonstrating that they do not even have a basic grasp on math.

Okay as depressing as this is, it’s really hilarious.

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scraps-is-busy:
“ sonicthehedgehog:
“ Falling into the Mystic Cave Zone pit.
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But how could you all forget about this gem?
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scraps-is-busy:

sonicthehedgehog:

Falling into the Mystic Cave Zone pit.

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But how could you all forget about this gem?

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spacexualkids:

achilles is so often called gay by the community and straight by society even though he fell in love with men and women. freddie mercury is known as the most famous gay man even though he self identified as bisexual. channing tatum is constantly called straight even though he’s dated men and women. evan rachel wood and angelina jolie and drew barrymore–all self identified bi women constantly called straight.

sappho wrote love poems for both men and women and yalls response to the idea that she might have been bi is “there was no concept of bi/gay back then!! let’s focus on the fact that she was sapphic!!” to the point where her name has become synonymous with gay and she’s called a lesbian icon and y'all only seem to have issues with “concepts” and labels when the concept/label is BI. why am i not surprised?

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kuboe:

tbh(thinkin bout Halloween)

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