Silver Tongue

Mar 06

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

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plastic-tulips:

how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it
truly character design at its finest

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puublack:

liviona:
Normalize … uh … *rolls dices* eating pizza on the toilet. It’s a healthy coping mechanism for … er … *spins wheel* college students. Please signal boost the shit out of this
This is legit tho

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He welcomed me to chilis when no one else did

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areyoufilmingthis:

this is my favorite review of home alone

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Vagina-sealing glue-stick: a terrifying new alternative to traditional sanitary products -

thedenofravenpuff:

Well, prepare for your downstairs to be dazzled by the latest suggestion from a man who appears to have zero understanding of women or their bits, introducing Dr Daniel Dopps.
Anyone Up For a Glue Stick That Shuts Your Vagina During Periods?
What!? A man just invented a ‘glue’ to ‘seal’ period woes, and women just can’t take it.
Vagina-sealing glue-stick: a terrifying new alternative to traditional sanitary products.
Vagina-sealing glue-stick solution to periods - US doctor
Mensez Adhesive Vaginal Lipstick website right here.

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