Don’t 👏 come 👏 out 👏 of 👏 your 👏 cage 👏 if 👏 you’re 👏 not 👏 doing 👏 just 👏 fine
Despite👏all👏my👏rage👏I👏am👏still👏just👏a👏rat👏in👏a👏cage
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english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
IM CRYINGNFN
english: ninety-nine
french: :)
english: oh no
french: four-twenty-ten-nine
english: potato
french: :)
english: oh geez
french: apple of the earth
french: papillon
english: :)
french: don’t
english: beurremouche
French: pamplemousse
English: :)
French: pls no
English: raisinfruitenglish: squirrel
german: :)
english: oh dear
german: oak croissant
english: helicopter
german: :)
english: uh oh
german: lifting screwdriverenglish: toes
spanish: :)
english: no don’t
spanish : fingers of the feet
english: bowl
spanish: :)
english: oh lordy
spanish: deep plate
english: car
polish: :)
english: i changed my mind
polish: that which walks by itself
french: coccinelle
UK english: ladybird!
american english: ladybug
french: weird
dutch: :)
french: …what
dutch: the good lord’s little animal
french: …ok
irish, polish and russian: *giggling*
french: …just tell me
irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW
(Source: oldblogarchived, via robustquestioner)
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roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET
(Source: asapscience, via thetimeisneveright)
The Courier is why they say “Don’t shoot the messenger”
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C R A B W A L K I S T H E O N L Y A C C E P T A B L E M O D E O F T R A N S P O R T A T I O N
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