Silver Tongue

Sep 13

frigidloki:

based on this [x]

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gluttonace:

The worst teenager next to her trashbag parents

(Source: hollllow)

vetrofroza:

strampunch:

brbjellyfishing:

I’m the brother

Draw the Stan bros like this

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pemsylvania:

having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower

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daisura:

everhappening:

ARE THOSE PENISES ON YOUR FEET?

I’d like to thank you for giving this picture a good joke because for the past 3 years its just been silently handed around by generic aesthetic blogs

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livelyspaghetti:

Important reminders:

• snakes are obligate carnivores. They cannot be vegan, under any circumstances.
  
• snakes have a single, primitive lung. They cannot get high with you. Do not blow smoke in their faces.
  
• ball pythons (and many other snakes) cannot swim well and will become stressed and potentially drown in deep water. Never put them in anything deeper than the thickest part of their bodies.
  
• keeping snakes on sand or any other loose, fine substrate is highly dangerous. Ingesting substrate can lead to impactions and death, and ground walnut moulds easily, leading to problems such as scale rot.
  

If you’re knowledgeable of the above but continue to do any or all of those things, it’s nothing short of animal abuse. Thanks.

(Source: livelyspaghetti-blog, via robustquestioner)

pseydaesthesis:

my friend just texted me “it’s not acceptable that trump feels good about himself and you don’t” and i think it’s the most motivational thing i’ve ever read

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[video]

your creature name

gluttonace:

lovelywaifu:

corvibae:

bloodwrit:

deafeningcatphilosopher:

omgsnowyseyeliner:

isotoperuption:

maxrants:

first letter of your first name

last two letters of your last name

last 2 letters of your first name

rerta, how is that pronounced.

HONEY. MY NAME IS HONEY

Jinah is mine 😂😂😂

Vdsia

…………..Alley

Tenha sounds lame

Glele

Dionan

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twosatans:

I hate the future so much

Between the leashes and short battery life, if only there was some way to charge it while you listen to it in a way that would prevent them from getting lost.

(Source: officialjared19, via deep-sea-prince)