i identify with greg universe on a personal level because I too, if presented with a million dollars, would continue to seek out the cheapest options and feel incredibly guilty/anxious about spending large amounts of money
remember when EA made an edgy sequel to Spore and how it literally doesn’t exist any more thanks to drm
Someone tell the monster factory boys
No, you don’t understand. Due to the old witch hunts against piracy, this game only works if you were connected to the EA servers with a legit copy, but as of March 1st 2016, the servers were shut down and there was no patch released to continue playing it offline.
You literally cannot play this game anymore.
It is impossible for our two special boys at the monster factory to make more special boys in this game.
cursed game
I can’t believe there’s literally a sequel to Spore called “Dark Spore” and no one can ever play it again, life imitates creepypasta.
dark ea show me the forbidden spore game
petition for ea to start up the servers again for a single day so The Boys can create Dark Jaa’m
what about like. a vampire who is just this weird immortal relative. like maybe at one point they were a parent, and were turned into a vampire, and in stead of like abandoning their family out of guilt or fear, they stuck around through generations and generations in their family and its been hundreds of years and they still stick around and have this huge extended family of people who love them, that weird distant relative who like nobody is sure how they’re related but they are
like a child in their family is born and the mom is like, this is your weird relative who is nocturnal, and the vampire gets to hold the baby and is in all the family photos and everyone is like ‘yeah this is fine, my grandpa knew them so’
This just makes me think of the sims.
but like
vampires don’t appear in photos
these people would have photographs of their child supposedly suspended in midair and just keep them around like
‘oh yeah that’s your aunt when she was little’ ‘why is she floating’ ‘oh yeah thats just steve’
Even better, according to Bram Stoker, vampires appear as skeletons in photos.
“Did you take this picture at Halloween? Is that a decoration?”
“Nah, it’s my great great great great great great great uncle.”
@rosexknight Isn’t this pretty much chip and cinnamon with enis?
